The Party Party's Platform!
Our issues:
Gay rights:
No one should be allowed to make someone elses marriage decisions, gays should have the same rights as anyone else. We believe that if you are gay or a lesbian, you should not be penalized for your feelings.
War in Iraq
We should help the Iraqis, but not force ourselves upon them. We should try our hardest, to help, not hurt the Iraqis. We will finish what we have unfortunately started, then we will leave.
Saving Environment
We should work harder to protect endangered species, their habitat, drilling in Alaska should be stopped, and the rainforests should be saved. We want and need the environment because we find medicines from certain plants, and we need trees for oxygen.
Abortion
We believe that the future mother has the choice to give birth to the baby, or have an abortion. We would prefer that the mother have the child, however if the mother cannot for some reason have the child, she should be allowed to have that decision for herself.
Other issues:
Gun control
Guns should be made with a safety locks, and gun dealers should be screened more carefully. We think that there should be a lot tighter screening at gun shows, so that we are not letting psychos buy guns.
Security
Transportation methods should be watched a lot more carefully than they are now, trains are completely ignored, and if you would like that to be changed, it would be at your best interest to elect The Party Party. We will try and put tighter security on trains, subways, bus stations, and other modes of transportation that are so far ignored.
Racism
We will make sure that all races are treated equal, not just blacks and whites. We will make sure that the races treat each other fairly, and they will all be given the same rights.
Minimum Wage
We will raise the minimum wage so that families can survive easier, and not starve. We will raise the minimum wage to at least ten dollars, so that we do not have as much poverty in our country.
School Religion/Education
It should be illegal to have public schools be religious, and every child should get the best education possible, and be allowed to learn the way they choose. Before a teacher is hired they will be oathed to teach correctly, involving a fine if they dont do what they do.
Healthcare
We will do our best to provide healthcare for all Americans, and we believe that the healthcare fee should be cheaper so that more families will be able to afford healthcare, because healthcare is a very important thing that everyone needs.
Social Security
We will provide social security for all Americans, with absolute promises that all shall be given back.
Welfare
Welfare should be given to every American making an effort to get a job that they are capable of doing, with pay over the minimum wage.
Trade
Trade should be allowed in America, but every object should be looked over and checked. There should not be a fee for trade within America. However, there should be a fee for international trade.
Death Penalty
The death penalty should not exist. If somebody does something truly deserving of the death penalty, they shall instead get a lifetime jail penalty. We believe however that every case is different, and if more than three life sentence crimes are committed, than the option of the death penalty can be a possibility.
Drugs
If you are caught using drugs or selling drugs illegally, a fine will be involved, the first time you are caught, $1000, second time $2000, and third time, a jail sentence shall be involved. We want America to become a drug free country.